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So the 1%'ers decided to join in on the fun and held a protest Saturday morning, they occupied an entire mall parking lot for a monthly gathering called "Cars and Coffee".  OK, so maybe not truly part of the 1%, but regardless a lot of these folks are probably not hurting for cash.  Once a month car enthusiasts take their rides and meet from 6:30 am to 9:30 am to shoot the bull about cars, life or whatever is on their minds.  There are anywhere from 500 to 1,000 cars that show up and they range from hotrods and muscle cars to Lambos and Ferraris.  Unfortunately, I couldn't find a single exotic owner that would talk to me about tournament bass fishing.

Brother and I met up with three other cars and did a 30 mile caravan to the event.  It's cool to see a Lamborghini blow by you at 110-125 mph on the freeway…but to see four of them chasing each other down the road at those speeds is pretty amazing and definitely gets the andrenaline pumping.  The only thing I can compare it to is the Wed Night shotgun start x 100!  Anyway, we all pulled into D Bag alley and joined the rest of the guys with small pecker syndrome.

I think my bro won Best of Show for dirtiest car.  While the other guys were busy wiping down their cars with spray wax he treats his like a daily driver and was more concerned with finding a place to drop a deuce after having his coffee.  But a $200K car isn't cool.  You know what's cool?  A $1,000,000 car. 

This is the first Enzo I have seen outside a showroom.

Someone also drove an F40 up to the event as well…and with a price of $500-600K it's a steal compared to the Enzo.

And if you want to go the broke dick route you can opt for the $300K F430 Scuderia.

Besides the Ferrari Ezno and F40 the next best thing I saw was a drop dead gorgeous brunette in a Texas Tech shirt, the ass on her was simply amazing.  I followed her around for a bit trying to get a pic, but there were way too many people to be inconspicuous about it and the zoom function on my camera phone is pretty crappy.

Brian Booker said:

Not one F250 in the bunch??  You gotta get back to Austin bro…

Yeah I drove my dirty azz 250 into Houston today and didnt see a single one of pretty flowers driving around.  Guess they were occupying the GAYrage since it sprinkled today???