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9:19 am
December 31, 2008
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Waylon's new buddy shared some insight under 360 last night while chugging away on a bottle of Canadian Hunter…
"Put up a fight the next time a cop arrests you for DWI; they will tase your ass and take you to the hospital. At least you'll get to hang out with hot nurses before getting thrown in the slammer."
"I never worry about Mexicans with guns on Falcon; I always have my trusty compound bow. If it get's really bad I show 'em the crossbow!"
That dude rocks Waylon, if he ever calls you please give me his #. There's a fit for him somewhere with TTZ…just not sure what it is yet.
9:52 am
February 5, 2009
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That guy was awesome!
10:36 am
January 2, 2009
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Andy Nuyen said:
"Put up a fight the next time a cop arrests you for DWI; they will tase your ass and take you to the hospital. At least you'll get to hang out with hot nurses before getting thrown in the slammer."
"I never worry about Mexicans with guns on Falcon; I always have my trusty compound bow. If it get's really bad I show 'em the crossbow!"
Nevermind it would hurt like hell to be tased and then you would be facing a felony charge for aggravated assault, but I guess it would be better than fighting the Mexican cartel w/ a bow and arrow. I guess you may get one shot off before the 50 cal. ripped you in half????
12:09 pm
July 19, 2009
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Man, I've learned a lot from my new found friend.. Who's name/number I have yet to receive but I'm working on that.. One thing he taught me last night, is that warm Canadian Hunter shots out of the bottle don't go down so smoothly after about 15 beers and patron shots at ski shores.. God that guy is kick ass. I don't even know where he comes from but it seems every Wednesday nighter(at least when I'm there) he just appears from somewhere with a spot light in hand. Andy, I really think your on to something here.. This guy would be a perfect fit for TTZ. Maybe just give him his own section on here where people can go and ask him questions. Questions about life, fishing, drugs, sex, etc… Just something to think about.
12:33 pm
December 31, 2008
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Screw the Dos Equis guy, your new friend is The Most Interesting Man in the World. That guy has a mountain bike with a 50 cc motor built in…pedaling is for suckers and aspirin is only 10 cents in jail.
On a side note, two waitresses took their shirts off and jumped into the lake at Ski Shores last night. Guess you fellas got them all fired up with the Patron shots.
2:34 pm
April 6, 2009
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I knew I was going to miss out on something fun by leaving 360 early. But something tells me if I had stuck around for whiskey shots that I would have been buying some 10 cent aspirin this morning. I wonder if there is an correlation between me getting the drunkest I have been during a Wednesday nighter and also having my poorest performance of the year?
3:17 pm
July 19, 2009
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Yeah, those chicks were ready to party. The one chick was a little to skinny for my taste but I'm not complaining. Compared to what I had to look at all night it was a welcomed sight.. I'd much rather stare at a chick that looks like she could use a few hamburgers. Rather than look at overweight, no fish catching yankee with man tits that looks he's had a bout a few hundred hamburgers too many.
1:19 pm
May 12, 2010
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Lol I wonder if we will see him Wednesday. Yes she could have used a few hamburgers but hey, I guess after a Patron shot, everyone looks good, even a Yankee with big man tits……(at least that's what Waylon said……)
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